Total Medals Earned: 511 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,185 Points
Medals Earned: 2/17 (50/525 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (100/295 points)
Medals Earned: 9/16 (170/455 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/140 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/35 points)
Medals Earned: 9/20 (80/500 points)
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/370 points)
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Kill for the gun
Win the shootout level
Win the game
Ask for the gun
Don't deploy your parachute
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Use a nuke
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
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Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
